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Bring your chilled items to room temp. Pop paper cases into two regular muffin pans and set your oven to 175°C.
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Stir cocoa, salt, soda, and flour together in a medium bowl. Make sure it looks all even and blended.
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In a roomy bowl, mix the sugar and oil using your mixer till they're all one color. Add the eggs in, tossing one into the bowl and mixing before the next.
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Squeeze in the vanilla, pour in the vinegar, and splash in the food coloring. Keep mixing till the color looks even everywhere.
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Toss in a third of your dry mix, then half your buttermilk. Add more dry, the rest of buttermilk, and finish with dry mix again. Stir just enough so everything's mixed—don't go crazy with the stirring.
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Spoon the batter into the paper cups so they're about two-thirds full. Pop the pans in for 18–20 minutes. They're done when poking with a toothpick comes out clean.
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Wait five minutes before moving cupcakes from the pan to a rack. Let them hang out there 'til they're totally cooled down.
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Pop the soft cream cheese and butter into a big bowl and beat until smooth. Slowly dump in the icing sugar on a low speed. Add the vanilla and salt. Keep beating till the whole thing is super light and fluffy.
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Spread or pipe the creamy frosting all over the cold cupcakes. Toss on crumbs or any topping you like.